Pheasant

A fallaciousness female with the tendency to rob someone of their change directly after sexual contact with aforementioned individual.

You just got jacked by that cum guzzling pheasant

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Pheasant

The definition of a dirtbag airman. Always late, never works when he finally makes it in at 1000, and then leaves the office for an appointment at 1400. Often known to fail PT tests and loves eating Kit-Kats. Hobbies include playing WoW and eating food.

"Stop being such a Pheasant"

"I missed that appointment yesterday, I probably look like such a Pheasant"

"My wife left me because I gained 50lbs and was fired, damn I pulled a Pheasant."

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Pheasant

1.A Pheasant is possibly the most anoyying animal ever its does my head in!
2.Also a generic insult for people that can't think of a comeback normally followed by another insulting word.

1. Cacaw says the pheasant! Bang says my Gun!

2. Person 1: You are well gay.
Person 2: Well you're a pheasant dick.

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Pheasant

Fez(è)nt

Adjective

A person that owns a lower trim truck. Such as- Ford XL/ XL Sport/XL-STX/XLT, Chevrolet WT/LS/LT,

Ram tradesman/express/HFE,

Tundra SR/SR5.

Not to be confused with a Pheasant Bird. Generally a poor person

Bow down to my Limited you pheasants!

Nice cloth seats pheasant.

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Pheasanting

Proper Pheasanting Techniques:

1. Ruffle that bitches hair.
2. Ejaculate on said bitch's hair.
3. Ruffle the hair some more.

I hope she gets some Head and Shoulders for that pheasant!

Pheasanting is a great moisturizer.

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pheasant

a short farm bird consisting of two legs, wings and a tail. it likes to poke at random rectums and sniff them until passing out cold. This bird is sometimes refered to as "Jesse" or "Jesse the flying cat". It likes to befriend random cats on the street and take them home claiming "they are free!" This taking home of the cats is a rare disease refered to as Ilikeadacats-acitis. The only cure for this disease is forcing a feline of his choice to poop upon his face.

"WTF, that pheasant stole my feline freind!"
"I hope i never get Ilikeadacats-acitis!"

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pheasant heart

When someone unzips their pants and puts one of their balls between their fingers and asks someone who is not looking if they've ever seen a pheasant heart before. The person then turns around curiously and inevitable witnesses a pheasant heart.

Andy (unzips his pants placing one ball between his fingers) - Hey Chris, have you ever seen a pheasant heart?

Chris (turns around) - Oh! You sick fuck.