Phelps

v. To take a huge rip out of a bong and kill the entire bowl, like one had gold medal lungs belonging to Michael Phelps.

Nobody likes it when some asshole phelps the first hit.

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Phelps

The act of farting during anal-sex.

"How was he"
"Great, until he phelpsed"

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Phelps

1. v. The act of farting during anal sex.
2. n. Fred Phelps

Damn, he phelps'd me while we were having sex. Now it smells bad.

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Phelps

1. (Verb) - The act of farting during anal sex
2. (Noun) - Fred Phelps

I was doing this chick in the ass and then all of a sudden the phelpsed on my dick. Total boner-killer.

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Phelps

V. The act of farting during anal sex.
anal fart anal fart

"Ewww did you smell the inside of the Westboro Baptist Church? Someone totally PHELPS(ED) in there."

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Phelps

To "Phelps" a joint or bowl of marijuana is to finish it in under one minute. After finishing, the person who takes the final hit must declare "I told you guys... under a minute" This term stems from Michael Phelp's Rosetta Stone ad in which he completes the ad in under a minute and says the aforementioned quote. This is combined with the new information that Phelps is a raging potaholic.

We're late for the movie man! Phelps that shit! *59 seconds later* "I told you guys... under a minute."

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Phelps

The act of farting during anal sex.

Derives from Fred Phelps name.

Guy 1: She was good but half way through she let out a Phelps.
Guy 2: Gross man...

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