v. To take a huge rip out of a bong and kill the entire bowl, like one had gold medal lungs belonging to Michael Phelps.
Nobody likes it when some asshole phelps the first hit.
The act of farting during anal-sex.
"How was he"
"Great, until he phelpsed"
1. v. The act of farting during anal sex.
2. n. Fred Phelps
Damn, he phelps'd me while we were having sex. Now it smells bad.
1. (Verb) - The act of farting during anal sex
2. (Noun) - Fred Phelps
I was doing this chick in the ass and then all of a sudden the phelpsed on my dick. Total boner-killer.
V. The act of farting during anal sex.
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"Ewww did you smell the inside of the Westboro Baptist Church? Someone totally PHELPS(ED) in there."
To "Phelps" a joint or bowl of marijuana is to finish it in under one minute. After finishing, the person who takes the final hit must declare "I told you guys... under a minute" This term stems from Michael Phelp's Rosetta Stone ad in which he completes the ad in under a minute and says the aforementioned quote. This is combined with the new information that Phelps is a raging potaholic.
We're late for the movie man! Phelps that shit! *59 seconds later* "I told you guys... under a minute."
The act of farting during anal sex.
Derives from Fred Phelps name.
Guy 1: She was good but half way through she let out a Phelps.
Guy 2: Gross man...