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The sexiest man on Earth. Usually really smart and quick-witted. Philips usually have enormous dicks and make love quite well. They can do things in the bed that no other people can. They are jacked beyond belief and can rip you apart. During times of need they are always there and will do anything for you. Philips are sports fanatics, especially for baseball.
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The incarnation of awesome
See: Legendary
1. That man must be a Philip, he exudes copious amounts of awesome.
2. That Philip sure is a legendary character
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A furtive pigeon who will come to your doorstep mysteriously. He will ask you for food but you must refuse him, or something horrible will happen...
Prison inmate: how’d you end up in this crazy house?
You: Philip. He got me with his avian deception *shakes fist maniacally*, curse YOU PHILIP!!!
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A sports fanatic. Loves Italian stuff, especially pasta. Sets his mind to anything he wants. Unless, of course, he loses. People don't like losing, but boy, does he hate. Philips are smart and make great friends. Dont ever doubt their true potential.
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A very malnourished boy. Philip's typically are HUGE Diary of a Wimpy kid fans, and will do anything to get the attention of Jeff Kinney (the author of the franchise). He is not afraid to kill his family and friends to get any Diary of Wimpy Kid merchandise. In Fact I refused to give a Philip my Diary of Wimpy Kid Dog Days movie poster, and now he is after me. THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO GET MY MESSAGE OUT THERE. HELP ME I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG I CAN SURVIVE.
Man your reading Diary of a Wimpy Kid, don't go Philip on us.
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He is a man with an absolutely massive cock that is the size of a car. So many people want to suck it and have fun with him, but he only chooses one person. That person has an amazing sucking power and is very talented. Philip will love you, take care of you, and the best of all is when you can suck the cream out of his massive cock. But when he has had enough he will choke you with his schlong. But its okay since Philip is the best. He is a kind and loving person. Everyone wants some of his cream.
Girl 1: How come she gets to suck the bombastic Philip cock?
Girl 2: She's the chosen one.
Philip: AHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHH
Girl 1: OMG he sprayed his cum all over the her face!