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Usually found in public squares in medium sized cities. This individual preys on heavily intoxicated homeless men by raping their asses while passed out face down on a park bench. When finished, Philthy Fletcher sucks his own semen out of his victims anus.
Dude 1: Hey did you see the news last night?
Dude 2: No, why?
Dude 1: Philthy Feltcher struck again last night! His 8th victim in as many nights!
Dude 2: That’s crazy man!
When a man inserts his penis into a womans anus, then replaces it into her vagina smearing her excretment in and around her vagina.
"Hey Duece have you ever even done a philthy lopez?"
"Regular philthy or Extra philthy?"
A sexual position where the male while laying next to the female takes his closest hand to her and places it under her ass inserting his thumb into her vagina. Then while rotating his thumb in a swirling motion moving it in and out, taking the other hand and messaging the clit at the same time. While the thumb is inside her, his fingers will be sticking straight up and fanned out like a Peacock, thus the name. This move was invented as a human substitute for the famous Rabbit sex toy used my women all over the world. Women can actually pull this move off on their own if desired.
Girl: Phil came over last night and gave me the PHILTHY Peacock. It's so amazing I don't even need my Rabbit anymore.
Friend: Wow, I guess that's why they call him PHILTHY! You totally have to show me that someday so I can teach Brad.
While fish hooking a girl's mouth, you gently place your asshole into her mouth and then proceed to let a big one rip in her mouth, filling her mouth with dirty farts. Finish the philthy heff by closing her mouth and making her swallow your backdoor breeze.
School girl Cindy was being a naughty girl in law class, so the teacher asked her to come after class for a good old philthy heff.
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Phil Mickelson, the famous golfer, is less well known for being a little bitch who refused to sign an autograph for /u/Checkers10160. He also gave /u/grismas aunt the clap and has become immortalised in this nifty little euphemism.
My aunt was on the receiving end of a Philthy Mickelson. I'm not sure she will recover.
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Usually a man who thinks he's wonderfull with the gift of the gab but in reality he's a pathetic little bitch who will eventually turn on everyone in his life and end up sad and alone... which is better for everyone else as they no longer need to tolerate such an impotent man
Come on philthy get out the closet
Major League Baseball team from Philadelphia, home of sub-human sports fans.
The last time the Philthies played at Nats Park, one of their Neanderthal fans intentionally vomited onto an 8 year old girl.