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Phonebooking

The act of accessing FaceBook from your cell phone.

My laptop is down so I am on Facebook from my cell phone....God I hate phonebooking!

by CavesWoman September 30, 2010

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Phonebooking

The act of 1 male smashing another males genitals with a phonebook.

Ben found out that Mark didnโ€™t enjoy his phonebooking last night.

by Phonebooker1 July 25, 2018

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phonebook sex

The act of two morbidly obese people (preferably 500-1000 ibs.) taking their layers of fat and layering them together like you would do with the pages of a phonebook. Thus creating suction which will prevent either individual from separating from the other. (WARNING: Once this is done, you can't go back.)

Ryan, lets have phonebook sex.

by Ryan Gerrits Doherty-Pelletier June 5, 2011

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phonebook loner

Used to suggest someone has an unusual or weird name. So unusual in fact it will probably be the only name of its kind listed in the phonebook - hence the term phonebook loner.

Person 1: I'm getting married next month.
Person 2: Oh yeah - what are you going to be known as?
Person 1: Mrs Manibaboo....
Person 2: OMFG! Your going to be such a phonebook loner with that name! There cant be anyone in the area with that name.......

by d(O_o)b July 5, 2009

160๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


phonebook manga

A slang term for the weekly manga magazines which are quite common in Japan and nerd specialty stores. These weekly manga are considerably huge and used use thin paper similar to that found in phonebooks, hence the name "Phonebook Manga".

You'd have a lot more space in this room if you threw away some of those phonebook mangas.

by MBorel July 15, 2003

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urban phonebook

When people's friends are defined on UD. Look up any name to see Urban Phonebook.

guy 1: I found my man jddnmd on UD the other day..creepy
guy 2: you mean the urban phonebook

by alifig September 24, 2011

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cauterize the phonebook

To remove the names of people from your phonebook that you no longer want to have the urge to call or text. Particularly those people who were the reciever of previous romantic advances or friends who have become "yucky" in some way or another. Can also be used to refer to regular clearing of business dead ends or ex-clients info.

person one: So hows the new unattached life going?

person two: After the first year, I needed to cauterize the phonebook in my berry, I think I was chasing too many possibilities. I keep texting old failed attempts. I need to chill out and focus on my own life.

by Motorblade January 24, 2010