Picking Cotton

When you jerk off a black guy and he ejaculates, and you have to pick out semen from underneath your fingernails.

"I was picking cotton after a fun night with Bill Cosby"

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Picking Cotton

When male/female picks dried cum out of male pubic hair, either with teeth or hands.

Person #1--Hey, what did you do last Wednesday?
Person #2 -- My girl was picking cotton.

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picking cotton

the act of being rediculously drunk; the remaining moments of conciousness before passing out

Friend "Hey, are you drunk?!"
You "Nahhh, I was drunk an hour ago. Now I'm picking cotton"

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PICK UP THAT COTTON

In the early days black people used to be slaves and had to pick up cotton for the white people and were misstreated beadly.

Slave owner: hey Jamal! Your a ugly nigga, go and PICK UP THAT COTTON! you worthless trashy nigga "multiple whip blows".

not here to pick cotton

not here to pick cotton is a sentence said by a slave shortly before being beaten

black man: im not here to pick cotton

white man: GET PICKIN NIGA

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pick a bale of cotton

Originally an innocent folk song, pick a bale of cotton is a racist folk song about black people, most likely slaves, picking cotton.

Gonna jomp down, turn around, pick a bale of cotton. Jump down turn around, pick a bale a day!

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