kellie pickler

A contestant on American Idol 5, who finished in 6th place, who keeps on getting thrashed by haters because of her 'picklerisms' aka "I'm a mink!" or "They feel like tarantulas!" or "What's a ballsy?"

Nonetheless, she has a decent singing voice.

She also has a calamari named after her.

"Do you see that couple right there? That's Con Con and Kellie Pickler. Are they together?"

Jayne loved Kellie when she saw her at the auditions, but hated her ditzy attitude thereafter.

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Pickled Pickler

Usually the one who picks pickled pickles, and who himself is a pickled person.

Yo check out that pickled pickler picking those pickled pickles.

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Penis Pickler

Your mom's vagina.

Your mom's vagina is so acidic, its a penis pickler.
Such as the vagina of a hooker is a penis pickler.
Dude did you wash your penis she is so a penis pickler.

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pulling a Pickler

Faking tears in public to further a cause or to sell something to the public.

I was really feeling sorry for that girl until I realized that she wasn't really upset. She was just trying to take advantage of me by pulling a Pickler.

lemon pickler

Someone who cant make a quick decision on something often very simple.They tend to keep mutterring while deciding. And in the end a final decision is rarely made.

Ahhh Gary hurry up and choose a ruddy sandwich.... you can be such a lemon pickler sometimes.

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Pickler

Someone who tickles pickles for a nickle

Watch out for that guy he’s a Pickler

pickler

Someone who's job is to handle many pickles.

"Hey dude what is your job?"
"I AM THE ULTIMATE PICKLER"