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When instead of taking stuff out of pockets you put stuff in.
The crown jewel of my reverse pickpocket career is slipping 5 didldos in the priests pocket.
Big corporations stealing your hard earned money with their fees, usage charges & service costs. And there's nothing you can do about it.
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Banks nickle & diming you to death with service charges that cost them NOTHING to process.
Gas companies lowering the price per litre/gallon a few cents for a week then raising the price a few cents higher than the original price to trick the public into thinking they are getting a deal.
Paying fukn 25 cents to use a public washroom.
Paying a bridge/road toll when Publics Works has already paid off this infrastructure.
Visa/Mastercard gouging your eyeballs out with 21% service charges.
Your government taxing you / stealing from you whenever you open your wallet.
-- PAYING MONEY TO GET YOUR OWN FKN MONEY OUT OF THE BANK... the list goes on.
1) Gee, I thought I had a few bucks to rent a few movies this weekend but the bank took out it's $100 service fees for the month. There they go with their corporate pickpocketing again. Guess I'll have to torrent some movies for free. ;)
2) I filled up my gas tank today just so I could get to work, now I have to put in overtime to pay for my goddamn gas money to just get to work! .. damn gas companies up to their usual corporate pickpocketing as always
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When you finess another man's girl away from him and smash then dash, then return to sender that hoe
Alan: Yo, I wanna pickpocket pussy tonight
Jimmy: That's fucked up man
Alan: Yeah, but I'm the worst and want to have lots of used real estate
Jimmy: Alright, you can count me out then
Alan: Alright, I'mma go picketpocket pussy Jessica from Sam
Jimmy: Whatever
taking a small nugget out of someones ass while they sleep
i pickpocketed the hotpocket last night, she didnt even wake up!
the way the word "Pickpockets" should be pronounced in my opinion IDK why its called pickpockets like wtf "Pickpocketers" sounds much better.
My wallet from neatpeaceful.com is out of reach of pickpocketers.
When you reach in your partner’s pants and scream “diddle for Italy”
I just gave my girlfriend the European pickpocket this morning.
When someone aqucires feces, usually their own, and stealthily places the shit in someone else's pants.
I can't believe I tool Debra out on a date and she gave me the Toronto pickpocket.