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SUrrounded by Oakland in the Bay-Area. Mostly snobby, white, rich and racist.
Wife: OMG! THere is a non-white person walking on the street
Husband: Better call the police
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A small town in the Bay Area in which everyone is filthy rich except me. Most residents belong to three country clubs, have at least four SUVs and own a couple dozen monogramed Gucci purses with gold braid. Most people are lawyers, CEOs, or architects. "Down town" consists of a small market filled with junkfood, a few schools, and two banks. It is the most boring place on earth, unless you have rich friends to mooch off of. If you learn to work the Piedmontian system, life is good. One may also join the ever-growing Piedmont Ghetto Society (PGO), bringing Gangsta into Piedmont society since 2005.
"Dude, did you hear about the lady who called the police because a cat was lying in the road blocking traffic?"
"Ya, that's soooo Piedmont."
"Yo mams's so snobby, she must live in Piedmont." ooooh burn.
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A tiny, boring town of about 3,000 people in southeast Missouri. Full of rednecks and baptists. Has one hotel in the whole town.
I'm from Piedmont, I have to drive 45 minutes just to get to a Wal- Mart Supercenter!
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A diverse, mainly white, city surrounded by Oakland, California. This city does have white folks, but sure as hell shouldnt be messed with. Tags all around state the name of, "I.F.B", a prestigous gang in the making. The members of I.F.B are highly known and are packing high heat. So you best not fuck around with them, or you might just end up in a dumpster, full of holes.
Jimmy: Sup Man.You from Piedmont?
RDOGG: Hell yea' boi.
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A multicultural, racially diverse community surrounded by Oakland, CA.
The only prevalent gang in Piedmont are the "$outh $ide Ballaz," also known as the P-town hustlas. This well-known gang is said to originate in Southern Piedmont, more specifically in the King/Farragut/$ea View Avenues. Piedmont is no place for wiggers/honkeys/wannabes/punk ass skaters, only true pimps wont get a cap in their ass.
Dont fuck wit the homies in P-town, or $teve-0 and Ma$ta Nick will bust a cap in yo ass.
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a small city completely surrounded by oakland. everyone there is hella rich and arrogant.
oakland kid: oh, your from piedmont?
piedmont kid: yes i am.
oakland kid: oh, so you must like cock in your mouth.
piedmont kid: why, yes, yes i do!
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