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A man usually white who's penis is pink has a piglet
"He pulled down his pants and instead of a tan piece of meat i saw his piglet."
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Any person who preforms a job similar to a police officer but has considerably less authority (i.e. Security Guards, Mall Cops, Rent-a-cops, etc.)
"Theres a piglet harassing kids by the mall's food court"
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1. Female Police Officer
2. Rent-a-Cop
3. Friend to Pooh
I banged this chick I met at a club and my dick came out stinkin like pork, she must have been a piglet.
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I punched that stinkin' piglet proppa Baz!
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Similar to doggy style, the boar while having sex (which he probably paid for) with the sow in mud and fecal matter then starts talking dirty to the sow and slaps her in her curly tail saying "Oh yeah, you like that filthy swine!" The sow freaked out tries to run from the boar but she is single hoofudly subdued. As he places his truffle locator to the wind and his shamefully proportioned pork loin ins the sow's shop vac sized vaginal cavity (works wet or dry). He scents a oncoming squad car. His hooves beats a disgraceful retreat but the boar is effortlessly subdued in a Hardees parking lot. The pig demands to know the boars middle name. Inevitably the boar relinquishes his embarrassingly retarded yet incredibly ironic middle name, 'barnyard'. In hysterical disbelief the pig requests the boar to reiterate his answer. With tears streaking down his mud caked cheeks the boar repleted even louder and more disgracefully "BARNYARD!" With dispatch and the pig holding their bellies with laughter the boar contemplates suicide for the third time today. So ends the daring, yet tragically doomed, sexual maneuver known only as the 'piglet'.
Daniel just struggled but eventually laid back and accepted a the piglet from Jon! What the fuck?
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An Australian $5 note.
(It's kinda pink coloured)
Every Australain note has a name (see pavarotti/tenner, lobster, pineapple, treefrog)
The beer cost $3 bucks so I gave 'em a piglet and got $2 bucks back.
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