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Person that sits in a bathtub, farts, then bites at the bubbles
Chris's breath smells like shit because he's a pilfer.
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To borrow; for an undetermined amount of time, without permission.
Sarah left her clothes at my house, and they fit me. When I moved I took them with me. I pilfered some way cool clothes.
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To have sex with someone's father. The object of the "pilfering" would be the son or daughter who incurred the act, and any siblings who subsequently learned of it would be unintentionally "pilfered" as well.
Evan pilfered Jacob and showed us the pics. Jacob's dad is a top; who knew?
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A vulgar term for a lesbian, equivalent of ass bandit for men.
"Yeah, I hear she's a pussy pilferer."
1. To clandestinely steal the Beef Wellington from a neighbor's plate at a dinner party.
2. A baudy, yet intentionally vague, sexual innuendo.
1. "I'm never inviting Sara over for dinner again! I caught her pilfering the wellington!"
2. "Christine, how about we get a few drinks and pilfer the wellington?"
An Anglo-Celtic Australian possibly of convict lineage. Based on the belief that all Anglo-Celtic Australians are descended from convicts. Particularly offensive, albeit highly accurate.
Harry: "That bloody Anglo-pilferer didn't give me my change"
William: "Which one?"
Harry: "The Barman. Bloody Aussies they're bred for barwork and pilfering."
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