pimms filter

Young ladies who get drunk on pimms at garden parties and proceed to shed their panties for young studs.

The party was spoiled by the distinct lack of pimms filters in attendance, there were a couple of cougars there so all was not lost.

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Anyone for Pimms?

Used to be funny generally and break awkward silences by referencing the British TV advert about the posh drink Pimms.
Also used in football as a way of asking team-mates if you should shoot yet. (The answer being "Pimms o' clock!!!" or "not yet")
Occasionaly administers as a chat up line.

Jake: My Nan's just died...
Tony: Anyone for Pimms?

or

Tom: Hey Stuart, meet my friend John.
Stuart: Anyone for Pimms? (while smiling broadly and shaking his hand)

or

James: Anyone for Pimms? (while dribbling in a football match)
Dan: Pimms O' Clock!
(James shoots at goal)

or

(Ben sits alone at a bar and a girl sits next to him)
Ben: Anyone for Pimms?! (he shouts loudly at her)

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Pimms cup

When you and your partner are doing it, then you just start jack hammering and spin 360° while you drink soda water

Last night we decided to try doing the Pimms cup and now we have ants. Cos that's how we get ants.

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Poor Man's Pimms

A mildly alcoholic summer drink composed of urine mixed with cigarette butts, yellow detergent cubes and assorted other detritus often found in blocked urinals in pubs.

Tramp 1: I'm dying for a drink. Let's go down the Coach and Horses for a pint of Poor Man's Pimms.
Tramp 2: Great idea, that sounds delicious.

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Pimms O' Clock

Time for Pimm's (posh cocktail made with pimm's, lemonade, and fruit).

Implies lazy, happy days sitting in the sun with nothing to do and no need to worry about time.

Is it pimms o' clock yet?

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Pimms O' Clock

An exclamation of when something is excellent or very good. Originating from the advert of Pimms (British Drink, traditionally associated with tennis and the posh).

A day off from work? To go skydiving? On a Friday? Pimms o' clock alright.

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Pimms O' Clock

When a typically English situation calls for the pleasant taste of Pimms.

"Picnic blankets? Mums and dads? It's Pimms O' Clock!"

"Wedding party? Embarrassing dancing? It must be Pimms O' Clock!"

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