Pinapple

You just spelled pineapple wrong over the internet.
Are you high?

Bob:"I like pinapples!"
Jim:"You mean pineapples?"
Bob:"Sorry Autocorrect!"
Jim:"But we are talking in real-life?"
Bob: *wipes forehead*
Jim:"Dont wipe my fucking forehead ever again."

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pinapple

imaginary fruit believed to be grown by illiterate people.

see pineaple

person 1: "what do you do?"
person 2: "I grow pinapples"
person 1: "right..."

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pinapple

Another word for a dumbass

Driving with your kid on your lap and smoking is a serious pinapple move...

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pinapple

Brown on the outside, Blonde on the inside.

You're a real pinapple, you know that right?

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Pinapples

Fruit code for 'oral sex'

Person 1: "So yeah I gave him pinapples last night."
Person 2: "Finally!"

Mother: "So what did you and Billy do last night?"
Daughter: "Oh you know... pinapples."

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pinapple

1. a code word used between 2 or more people in a situation with a large crowd, such as a party, to express awkwardness. usually the crowd members get confused and/or angry because they do not understand what the term is referring to.

2. a code word used between 2 or more people in an awkward or annoying situation that they had predicted earlier, that ended up happening.

3. just an awkward situation in general; a word used to break the awkwardness.

1. Kevin: *taking his pants off at a party" "hey everyone! look at me !"
Sydney: "oh god kevin ! pinapple !"
Harry: "pinapple all the way..."
Deena: "ew ! pinapple !!"

2. *earlier*
Loqueesha: "Alicia's totally gonna flirt with every guy at the party, even though she has a boyfriend !"
Monique: " dayum gurll.. ur right.."

*later, at party"
Alicia: *cuddling with "nick" *
Nick: "alicia, chads your boyfriend.. so get offa me"
Alicia: *speechless*
Loqueesha: "pinapple..."
Monique: "werdd..!"

3. Oscar: "guys... i just thought i should tell you that i jack off to pictures of pauls mom."
Paul: "what the fuck ??"
Gary: "pinapple ."

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Pinapple hair

Its the word anix uses to describe leaves on top of a pineapple.

Anix: what the heck do you call the leafy pinapple hair

everyone else : i dont know

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