v. having a bowel movement, the act of pinching off a turd
After chugging his cup of morning coffee, Teddy had to pinch one off.
1. The elimination of fecal waste through one's anus.
2. The art of expelling feces from one's anus in a manner that exceeds the definition of "pooping" or "crapping".
1. I was just in the bathroom pinching one off
2. Oh God how I love shitting!
a port-a-potty or toilet. used to "pinch one off"
"Excuse me sir, where can I find the nearest pinch 'un off. I really need to pinch one off"
Yet another way to say "I have to take a shit".
Alternate: Pinch the head off of a dirt snake.
Yo, I gotta go pinch the head off of a grocery snake.
When your driving to Atlanta and hit a guard rail after a deer ran passed you on the highway and upon impacting the guard rail, the deployment of the airbag causes you to shit your pants.
I was driving to a tinderella in ATL and I totally ended up pinching off an Ian