v. having a bowel movement, the act of pinching off a turd
After chugging his cup of morning coffee, Teddy had to pinch one off.
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1. The elimination of fecal waste through one's anus.
2. The art of expelling feces from one's anus in a manner that exceeds the definition of "pooping" or "crapping".
1. I was just in the bathroom pinching one off
2. Oh God how I love shitting!
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a port-a-potty or toilet. used to "pinch one off"
"Excuse me sir, where can I find the nearest pinch 'un off. I really need to pinch one off"
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Yet another way to say "I have to take a shit".
Alternate: Pinch the head off of a dirt snake.
Yo, I gotta go pinch the head off of a grocery snake.
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When your driving to Atlanta and hit a guard rail after a deer ran passed you on the highway and upon impacting the guard rail, the deployment of the airbag causes you to shit your pants.
I was driving to a tinderella in ATL and I totally ended up pinching off an Ian