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A school full of Rich white kids who's parents decided to spend $40,000 dollars a year to send them to the white house for school. Pingry is a great place to go if you are looking for low SAT scores, or want to learn how to be a rich douche with style.
Pingry kid 1: My dad bought me a BMW for my Quarter Birthday!
Pingry kid 2: Is it better than the one you got last month?
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Pingry is a private high school located in Basking Ridge, NJ. The school is known to be inferior at almost every sport except soccer, and one of the most academically challenging schools in NJ. The social scene is a bit fucked up, because there are literally only two groups that are polar opposites, the rich white kids who have parties every friday night (who only hang out with you if you have money, are good at sports, or hook up with girls), and the completely nerdy kids who get straight As and play gamecube on their PC during free time. If you don't fit into one of those groups, well, you're fucked.
Person: Oh you go to Pingry?
Pingry student: Yeah
Person: Wait, how have you not killed yourself yet
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A gentle, peaceful, yet curious individual who defies the male standard as we know it. Look past the delicate, brittle, tanned skin, chin-length wispy grey mane and absurdly white dental caps and you have sitting, legs crossed on a yacht off the coast of Long Beach, the true incarnation of an enigma.
I got a free steak dinner thanks to Pingry. I'll never understand how it happened.
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A school filled to the brim with Asians who will become doctors or rich white top .0001% who suck at sports and who daddy pays so they can get in. They have good acdemicsbut make all males castrate their dicks and pee sitting down in one of their transgender bathrooms ( yes they do have them). They only care about the top 10 best kids and while they brag about the student to teacher ratio the teachers don’t give a shit. I know two kids who left pinger in highschool to come to Delbarton and they say that it’s 10x better at delby then at ping lee. Just as good academics way better sports Christian values teachers who care and people who know how to handle boys. All in all Pingry is a communist shit hole that wishes democracy was dead and all people are women
Person 1:Hi how’s Pingry.
Student at Pingry: Well when they are not running after me trying to strip away my religion and my penis it isn’t so bad. But then they only teach me baby stuff caus I’m not the best kid in my class and I hat sucking at sports we don’t even have enough kids for a football team. Also I feel like I’m in Hong Kong.
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A place where they give free bag pipe lessons.
Hey lad, I'm goin to Pingry now, they give me free bag pipe lessons.
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The feeling of having to urintate.
Used the same way as "hungry"
I just drank a gallon of water and now I'm so pingry!
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In the state of having to pee (i.e. pingry is to peeing as hungry is to eating)
"I hope there's a commercial break soon -- I'm getting pingry!"
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