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A term for Australian 5 dollar note. So called because of it's pink colour, and the fact that they used to have an image of Queen Elizabeth II on them
A begger asked me for some change the other day, but the smallest i had was a pink lady, so i said i didn't have anything.
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Pink ladies are known to frequent churches on Sunday for services, Monday for prayer group, Wednesday for craft and morning tea, and Friday for choir.
They can be readily identified by the pink or sometimes purple tint to their silver hair, their love of lace, frills, and floral motifs.
They will without any warning engulf you in their ample bosum during lung crushing face smothering hugs.
The first indication of their presence is their perfume which precedes them by about 20 feet. The moment you catch a whiff of their floral scents it is highly recommended to retreat.
They are considered the equivalent of a nuclear attack for asthmatics; usually responsible for the presence of pot-pourri, hand creams and aerosolised airfreshners in public restrooms and large floral arrangements in church buildings.
I thought it was safe to leave the house today but I was immediately set upon by three pink ladies, I should be discharged from hospital in about three days.
It took a good hour to catch my breath after that pink lady encounter
That pink lady almost took me out!
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A series of consecutive red traffic lights while trying to get to your destination. Derived from the circular shape of the red lights being akin to a red apple.
Most often seen when in a rush to get to your destination.
Oh man, driving last night in peak hour, had the pink lady express alllll the way home.
Damn, all red, really!?! You never get the pink lady express this time of the day!!!
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The act of placing wasabi sauce inside of a girl's vagina while a male and his closest friend use their dicks as chopsticks to try and remove it
Yo blake, Will and I totally gave this girl a pink lady roll last night
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usually frequents the local Montgomery Ward in search of elastic wasted pants. she could very well be your arrogant, obese mother in florida who has only 3 months to live until her heart, and her ankles give out completely.
i'm scared of big fat pink ladies.
that big fat pink lady just reads schmaltzy books geared for caucasians..like Chicken Soup for the Big Fat Pink Lady Soul.
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The act of placing wasabi sauce inside of a girl's vagina while a male and his closest friend use their dicks as chopsticks to try and remove it
Yo blake, Will and I totally gave this girl a pink lady roll last night