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Also known as Pitchfork Media. A pretentious, elitist, hype-mongering, trend-obsessed piece of shit website that specializes in "independent music".
Known for giving gushing reviews to anything that sounds remotely obscure. Even if the music itself actually sucks. No, wait, ESPECIALLY if the music itself actually sucks.
Too bad it only exists in online format or else I'd wipe my ass with their sorry excuses for reviews.
Also, all too appropriately, every hipster's holy grail.
HIPSTER: Hey did you see Pitchfork's review of the new animal collective? It got a 9.6, so it's obviously one of the quintessential albums of the decade.
MUSIC FAN: I think I'd rather listen to Tool's "Lateralus"
HIPSTER: Psshh, lame!! pitchfork only gave that album a 1.9. Tool obviously sucks to anyone with taste in music
MUSIC FAN: Riight. But you obviously have amazing taste since you base your opinions entirely off of Pitchfork's numerical rating system. Way to go douche bag.
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a device used to anal-probe self-righteous pricks who pretend they created all of the bands they listen to and have never considered another's opinion on anything.
Get off your defensive high horse, fan boy; I will pitchfork ya!
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Mike: "Yo I had a threesome last night"
John: "Was it a love sandwich or a devils threeway?"
Mike: "Neither, I was pitchforking"
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The male version of scissoring.
Two men wrap legs with boners to start pitchforking, whoever gets a penis in their butthole got pitchforked.
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(v.) What happens when you don't move out from your parent's basement, instead prolonging college-lifestyle mentalities.
When he was 22, he was okay, but he's pitchforked in his parents basement looking at internet porn all the time.
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Male version of the camel toe. Caused by tight fitting clothing outlining the penis and balls. Found in males and transsexuals wearing Spandex, Speedos and tights.
While a camel toe is a thing of beauty and wonder, a pitchfork is a vulgar display of a man's frank and beans
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A finger in the ass, pussy and urethra.
You won't believe this, but she's into pitchforking!
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