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placenta

A tasty nutritous snack

Hey Rufus! Can you pass over the placenta burgers?

by gronk December 7, 2004

121๐Ÿ‘ 100๐Ÿ‘Ž


placenta

A meal made famous by Tom Cruise, who recently
proclaimed to an amazed media that after his wife
had given birth to their first child they intended to eat
the placenta.

Placenta also known as "afterbirth"

Tom: "honey, do we really have to eat this placenta raw"?

Katie: "I guess so, unless we get a chef to rustle up
some kinda pepper sauce, or hey, wattabout a
salad bed with fries and placenta l'orange"?

Tom "or, or , or wait.... how about puree' placenta"?

by Bradley Pitticus April 21, 2006

86๐Ÿ‘ 80๐Ÿ‘Ž


Placenta

A word used to replace "plan", placenta is a word rapidly growing in popularity and has been used publicly by big names such as Justin Timberlake, Conan o' brian and Snooki.

When replacing "plan" in a situation involving a plan gone awry, "torn placenta" can be used.

Jenni " Hey Snooki, what's your placenta for tonight?"
Snooki "Get shot faced and hook up with a juicing gorilla!"

John "I'm thinking I'm going to propose the same way that my girls divorced parents did."
Paul "What a shitty, unoriginal placenta."

Jeremy "hey Caitlin, there's a tear in the placenta, I can't go out tonight."

by Snowbasin September 15, 2011

16๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


placenta

The lumpy, blood-soaked terror that comes out after the baby and will visit you in your nightmares for years to come.

Holy shit it's a placenta!

by Morte42 August 1, 2008

11๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


placenta

The lumpy, blood-soaked terror that comes out after the baby and will visit you in your nightmares for years to come.

After seeing a placenta during my friend's wife's childbirth, I decided to become celibate.

by VikaasK August 1, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


placenta

The lumpy, blood-soaked terror that comes out after the baby and will visit you in your nightmares for years to come.

"Is that a vagina blowing a meat-bubble surgically attached to a newborn via a pulsating sausage casing?"

"No, that's just the placenta."

by Cracked.com author August 1, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


placenta

very warm or conforting

Aww, that's so placenta of you!

by sinbadypants December 12, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž