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A meal made famous by Tom Cruise, who recently
proclaimed to an amazed media that after his wife
had given birth to their first child they intended to eat
the placenta.
Placenta also known as "afterbirth"
Tom: "honey, do we really have to eat this placenta raw"?
Katie: "I guess so, unless we get a chef to rustle up
some kinda pepper sauce, or hey, wattabout a
salad bed with fries and placenta l'orange"?
Tom "or, or , or wait.... how about puree' placenta"?
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A word used to replace "plan", placenta is a word rapidly growing in popularity and has been used publicly by big names such as Justin Timberlake, Conan o' brian and Snooki.
When replacing "plan" in a situation involving a plan gone awry, "torn placenta" can be used.
Jenni " Hey Snooki, what's your placenta for tonight?"
Snooki "Get shot faced and hook up with a juicing gorilla!"
John "I'm thinking I'm going to propose the same way that my girls divorced parents did."
Paul "What a shitty, unoriginal placenta."
Jeremy "hey Caitlin, there's a tear in the placenta, I can't go out tonight."
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The lumpy, blood-soaked terror that comes out after the baby and will visit you in your nightmares for years to come.
Holy shit it's a placenta!
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The lumpy, blood-soaked terror that comes out after the baby and will visit you in your nightmares for years to come.
After seeing a placenta during my friend's wife's childbirth, I decided to become celibate.
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The lumpy, blood-soaked terror that comes out after the baby and will visit you in your nightmares for years to come.
"Is that a vagina blowing a meat-bubble surgically attached to a newborn via a pulsating sausage casing?"
"No, that's just the placenta."
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very warm or conforting
Aww, that's so placenta of you!
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