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A world where it's so big we barely fitn'ness in but when it goes in, dam the planets align and all Is right in the world.
Guy: Hey u know how to get to planet fitness?
Girl: yeah, but how big are you?
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A term used to define one who works out but has incredibly weak leg muscles. Typically, equivalent to that of a small child's arm.
Larry fell asleep on the leg press again. I guess that's why he has planet fitness legs.
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planet fitness pants are the skin tight, almost see through latex pants worn by overweight women that work out at planet fitness. these women of course have no business wearing anything that revealing/tight in public but because they're working out (or just came for the free pizza) they feel the urge to show off their flabby, cottage cheese bodies like they are supermodels
damn man, check out the planet fitness pants over there! watching this lady's jelly rolls do cardio is soothing like watching waves crash on the beach.
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Dropping a heavy set of weights on your throat while working out without a spotter
Friend 1: I got hit with a Planet Fitness Guillotine last week and my throat STILL hurts!
Friend 2: Should have brought a spotter or lifted lighter weights, that's on you.
The ultimate gym. Milfs from all over the world flock here to watch young long haired men in the local sober living program sweat it out and flex their massive muscles and lifting crushing amounts of weights.
Mike: yo wanna lift after yoga?
Brad: fuck yeah dude, then we can go to Kroger and holler at some wine moms
Mike: hell ya bro, I love Milford planet fitness