Plap

A slap to the face using the pennis, done in either a playful manner or as a prank on a sleeping or inebriated friend.

The contraction of Pennis and Slap, derrived from the french Biffle.

past participle: Plapped

1.
She said it wasn't very big so I gave her a plap.

2.
Girl: whats a plap?
Man: Here I'll show you.
PLAP
man: you've been plapped

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Plap

A term of endearment for people from Waukesha, Wisconsin, especially for someone who has mischievous tendencies.

"Where did my Christmas wreath go?"

"Kevin. Dude is plap af."

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Plap

To have sex with; to fuck.

Me: Bro, are you about to go plap your girl?
Bro: Yeah we plap every night.

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Plap

Stands for 'Parking like a Prick'; a derogatory term for one who parks like a prick (i.e. complete twonk/utter dickhead). This could include taking up multiple bays, parking unwisely on a narrow lane, parking in a disabled spot while being perfectly able-bodied, or being a driver of a BMW and/or Audi. First used in this context on the Facebook page 'Parking like a Prick in Ramsbottom'.

When used as a verb, it can also refer to taking photographic evidence of of a plap and shaming the plapper publicly on the Internet or another mass media outlet.

'Look at that cockend parking on a bridge. What a plap.'

'I got plapped the other day when I used the disabled spot and the picture was put all over the internet; I was mortified!!!'

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Plap

A light tap, can be compared to a hit. It’s a whole handed tap, not hard or did but meant to bring attention.

The cat plapped the other cat

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Plap

The sound feces makes as it strikes the plastic floor of a previously unused port-a-potty.

Dude, I heard your plap from out here!

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Plap

Breast
The sound generated from a pair of breasts colliding - "Plap!"

Dude, check-out the plaps on this chick!

As she jogged through the park carelessly and without support, the plap-plapping of her sof breasts excited her in a way she never felt before...

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