(verb) Farting into a bowl of mac and cheese
Dan had to make a new Twitch because his old one got banned for plarting
A ploopy shit. It goes "ploop" when it hits the inside of the potty. It is smooth and comes out fast and slurpy-like.
Jared didn't take very long in the bathroom at all. He must have released a plart in there.
Plugged and Fart combined. It is the sound of flatulence coming from the bottom in gay sex. A queef of a man.
Bottom: "Omg I'm so sorry I didn't know I could do that..."
Top: "Its okay. I thought your plart was cute!"
It is a hot summer day, your uterus and your boosy hole are erupting with grumbling noises, you feel it coming on as you sit inside the Los Angeles Starbucks waiting for you name to be called, you can’t hold it in anymore, your body takes a screenshot as your poonani and butthole queef and fart in harmony. This is a plart.
This plart boutta be epic
Cooking up a hot plart rn
That plart was so stanky babygirl