Platinums

Slang term for Marlboro Ultra-Lights. Inspired by the slang for full-flavor Marlboro's "Reds."

"Hey man, I'm trying to quit. I'm down to 3 Platinums a day from a pack of Reds a day."
"Nice man, that's Bangarang!"

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decorate your body with platinum - Slick Rick style.

"Don't make me get money and platinumize my body." - Slick Rick, Street Talkin'

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platinum

What you want your jewelry to me made out of. ;

Buy me a platinum ring.

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To have earned a platinum trophy from a video game

I still need to platinumize God of War.

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Platinum

An award a company bestows upon an employee after he has had sex with his daughter. At the current time of writing, the award is slowly gaining traction in America. Notable companies currently giving the award are Ingersoll Rand, Microsoft, and Trane.

Did you hear Christophoros got 1000 shares of Trane stock as his award for going platinum?

I didn't know he was a singer!?
Not that kind of platinum! He fucked his daughter Sarra!

PLATINUM

A word that KSI use when he gives someone a PLATINUM award.

KSI: This video is good let me give you some PLATINUM MY G!

platinum

The amount of different females a person has had sex with

Michael had sex with two girls on his first time ever. He has now been two times platinum

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