Playing Cards

Term used for masterbation.

She was playing cards and went all in!

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play cards around

To devote thinking time to a subject. To discuss an idea during a card game (traditionally criminal).

"Nice idea, we should play cards around it."

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Playing Card Face

A person who’s facial features (eyes,nose and mouth) are so close together that they can be covered by a single playing card.

“That guy that was talking to you was kinda cute “

“Ehh, he kind of had playing card face “

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playing my cards

When you play your "cards" or moves on someone you like

I'm playing my cards to win the heart of that girl

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play your cards right

watching what you say or do in order to get what you want or “win” something

she might like you if you play your cards right

if you play your cards right you might be able to convince them

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Playing The Married Card

The act where one individual who has recently got married (usually the male) automatically thinks he is better than his single or unattached friends for no apparent reason other than his own false sense of confidence. He often shows this behavior by talking down to or belittling his friends while at the same time his friends are quickly becoming distant from him for obvious reasons. This act of selfish over confidence usually results in the loss of the friendship or at the very least a situation where the friend loses all respect for the newly married individual. The married man is usually passed off as a joke.

Repeated infractions of this attitude will result in the individual losing the majority of his friends and eventually the respect of his wife. Ultimately this could lead to divorce and a very sad existence thereafter.

Person 1: Did you hear that Tom recently got married?

Person 2: Yeah, I heard & I really don't care.

Person 1: Why is that?

Person 2: Well the fool was very timid before, now he thinks he's better than all of us. He called me up the other day and tried to act superior like being married made him a god.

Person 1: Shit, no way. What a loser. I guess he's Playing The Married Card.

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not playing your cards right

the act of one partner(male or female)begging their partner to have sex with them every time that they are together, however the other refuses by claiming that he or she doesnt have a condom when in actuality both have condoms

Despite the fact that Will and Sarah have dated for over six months, much to Sarah's dismay Will refuses to play his cards right.

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