Playing piano

A guy fingering a girl on each side while riding in a car.

John was playing piano with Kellie on his left and Kandis on his right.

playing piano

Term used for masturbating

He was locked in the bathroom every night playing piano.

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Playing your mom’s piano

Vaginal intercourse with someone’s mother.

“Hey Leo, I’m playing your mom’s piano right now!” “Fuck you Oliver!”

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Play the upside down piano

A woman who likes to bat for the other team, i.e like to "Feed the Pony"

...it looks as if those girls like to "play the upside down piano".

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Milk is playing the piano

A thing you might accidentally say instead of saying someone is playing the piano

Person 1: milk is playing the piano.
Person 2: do you mean your dog?