ploff dive

When somone catches a fart in their mouth and blows into a womens vagina.

"Peter caught a fart in his mouth and blew it into Sandy's vagina giving her a 10/10 Ploff Dive"

Ploff

Noun, To fail dramatically; to fall with great force

Jimmy went to do a kickflip, only to ploff on the ground with his skateboard.

Margs and Ploffs

It’s that time of the year and the best playoffs in sports are about to start, the NHL playoffs. The weather is getting warmer as it’s turning into spring and so you get the cheapest tequila you can find and fire up the blender every night. Margaritas and NHL playoffs.

Hey man what are you doing tonight? Margs and ploffs obviously.