The act of planting poo in an unconscious drunk person's undergarments, followed by convincing the person that they pooed themselves upon waking up.
Yo, we are totally plomping Mike right now, broseph. He is sooo wasted.
2π 1π
To smack a chick in the face with your cock after you came in her mouth!
Dude i plomping ur mom last night!
6π 9π
To sit/lay down, typically in reference to a large/fat cat
My cat plomped on my keyboard while I was doing work.
When someone is being a bit plumpy
Ahhh sheβs being such a plompe rn