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When a friend, partner or acquaintance plugs your anus with their fist when you have an extreme case of diarrhea, thus stopping the leak. If done incorrectly, the excrement will run down the partner's arm.
Ex 1: Bob: Aww man, I've got anal leakage again. Time to call the plumber
Joe: ... What the fuck is wrong with you?
Ex 2: Maria! Your crappy Mexican food gave me an assquake!
Give me the good old plumber!
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Someone who evades projectiles in an online video game such as Halo by jumping constantly. The word is a reference to Mario, the famous jumping plumber who's the hero of the Nintendo games Donkey Kong and Super Mario Bros.
This plumber keeps jumping around so much that he never gets hit!
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when someone is really draining your energy by constantly talking shit at you
R: Dude are you a plumber?
C: No way man why?
R: Because you are really draining me...
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A person who you hire to fix something. But little do you know all they do is stick some duck tape down your toilet or on a pipe and call it a day
Oh look the pipe burst we should call the plumber
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Someone who agrees to take a substantial amount of cash in exchange for fitting a bathroom suite/gas boiler/central heating system and then doesnt bother his fat ginger arse to come back and complete the job.
see also gas fitter and fat lazy cunts
That plumber bloke is a fat lazy cunt.
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A gentleman in the business of installing sinks, tubs, and commodes, who wears trousers two sizes too large so the upper portions of his keister are continually on display.
Jake the plumber spent the morning under our kitchen sink, entertaining Madge with a half moon.
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One who has been shown a plumber's crack.
Dude, you've just been plumbered!
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