poink

The action (and noise relating to this action) during intercourse when "it" slips out of the vagina, while at the same moment a sudden rush of air fills the void.

We laughed so hard when, while changing positions, my penis slipped out making a very funny "poink" sound.

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Poinking

When you have sex with someone without having a boner.

I was poinking your mother for quite some time last night; She just couldn't get me excited.

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poink

The action (and noise relating to this action) of piercing open a jar with a paper/foil seal on top, usually done with a spoon for best effect!

That poink made a very satisfying noise!

or

Can you poink the new jar of coffee for me?

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poink

(verb): to hop joyfully and suddenly to life
(noun): the sound made by such action, either real or imagined

When hooly's barrel jumped out of the crusher, typecast exclaimed, "I like how it *poinks* out of there and probably into the hands of an ecstatic, friendly worker."

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poink

to have sex with a pig

"Old McDonald had a farm, and was one of the most prolific poinkers of the early twentieth century."

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poink

v. Being retarded and poking someone in the eye.

"Poink! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye... Then it's hilarious.

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poink

To kill something or blow it up and the sound commonly sounds like poink

MWa ha ha i just poinked you good
I went poink

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