has multiple meanings
- Laughing at inside jokes that you don't know
- Making JV spelling errors
- Telling a crappy story with no structure then saying something like "i hate that kid sooooo much" at the end
- Following people around like they're your older brother
- Asking bros for their girlfriends cell phone numbers
- Taking as much free sh*t as you can fit in your back pack
- Basically, doing/saying anything that a normal human being would view as "retarded"
Inglese- Effin S Yeah BROO
Marcus- bro, your polking it right now
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Polk is an insult a godly insult made to destroy your enemies with a word with no meaning.
Kourtnie: you mother polker
Louie: huh wut does dat mean?
Kourtnie: hahaha p o l k
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Raging Lesbian, will do anything to get her fingers wet, and have a female tongue on her Vagina.
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when everything good keeps happening to someone (in there prime).
friend: βhey man I just got a new Tahoe and it has a touch screen radio, bro I just got rose bowl tickets and i get to see BAKER MAYFILED IN PERSONβ. other friend: βdamn bro you a βmatt polkβ.
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Fantasy Football term when a player (non-QB) scores 4 TD's in a single game (mostly referring to a Prime Time game) , an homage to Al Bundy, who while playing running back for the Polk High Panthers scored 4 touchdowns in the 1966 City Championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School.
Arian Foster went Polk High last night and singlehandedly won me my matchup!
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1. A city inside of Polk County where the population of cows is higher than the population of people.
2. A city which is so small that there is no city police. There aren't even stop lights, the only one is a caution light in front of the elementary school.
3. Where the rumorous Orlampa is located.
4. The true lightning capital of the world.
Dude, that is so Polk City.
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Meth capital of the world which is located in florida(also lightning strike capital of the world)
**takes place in polk county**
Guy1:*takes hit of meth*
Guy2: hey man you shouldn't do that stuff its bad for you
Guy1:wtf ever man
God:*strikes Guy1 with lightning*
Guy2: see, told ya
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