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Receiving a blow job while on holiday in the Hawaiian islands from a local polynesian. This act is most notably done on the beach or under a palm tree.
"Hey, did you hear about how Nick got a polynesian polish on the marching band trip to Hawaii?
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To have anal sex with a stack of pineapple rings positioned over the anus while the person is upside down with their ass in the air.
Sally is a real go getter, she'll do anything, last night I introduced her to the polynesian piledriver
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French kissing a girl after eating her out while she is on her period .... Heavy flow period.
Last night, I gave Angela a Polynesian Kiss and she said it tasted like iron.
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While having intense sex with a woman from behind, one will begin punching her in her anus until one's fist enters
That girl I met at the bar last night was so kinky, she asked me to do the polynesian punch.
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A sexual act involving a standard snorkle that is perpetrated as follows, the perpetrator male, as is required, inserts penis into a female (or male) if thou is a homosexual, and then proceeds to be oral stimulated to point of combustication. After combustication is achieved the recipient of the "load" is then to insert the snorkle and blow until the "load" is ejaculated out of said snorkle and caught by the perpetrators' mouth.
Lokky: Did you hear about that dude Brendan? He did the polynesian snorkle!
Yukas: Wow dude that's fucked up. It's impossible.
Once thou hath dove the depths of Polynesia with snorkle equpped thou art human no longer.
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After sex, the male poops on the female's chest then begins to slap it while saying "bombs away".
"Bro, last night my bitch made me do a Polynesian Landmine!"