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Better known as a "PoesZonk". A zonk is when you put your hands together and shove them into the anus of a person that is looking the other way as a joke. A Ponk is when you do it with a girl on the vagina from behind when she is not looking. Everyone always laughs and laughs. Gloves are recommended when she is wearing a skirt.
Look how Cindy is leaning forward at Gretel's desk, I am quickly going to "ponk" her before she turns around.
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Ponk is a munecraft youtuber most famous with his work on the dream smp he is missing one arm canonically and in reall life is a very little man but we all accept him even on tommy's land.
Ponk does literally anything
Tubbo " Ponk go Bonk "
And he do be going bonk
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Ponk = Punk
But it is pronounced in a Latina accent
Girl: "stop being such a Ponk"
Boy: "I'm not being a "Ponk" I'm being a *punk"
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To engage in the act of masturbation whilst defecating.
This is a big poo, I might be here a while. I think I'll have a wee little wank to pass the time. I love a good Ponk.
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P in Paul
Onk from Donk
So like Ponk
Duh
He covered his bulging ponk with a notebook as she walked by.
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To Ponk; break wind; guff; cut loose; freep; clear the room.
A term used to excuse ones having committed any of the above.
A 'Ponker' may also be referred to as a 'Ponkertron', 'Ponkee' or 'Ponk-monster'.
After dropping an earth shatteringly loud and subsequently ethnically cleansing stench while being interviewed on the Michael Parkinson show.
You: Ponk! Do excuse me Michael.
Michael Parkinson: You Ponker!
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A nonsense word used for log output in computer programs to assure application support teams that the application is actually still running and has not jammed, as they inevitably suspect.
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10/10/2010 04:02:07 INFO Loading the thing from the place
10/10/2010 04:31:05 INFO Thing loaded
10/10/2010 04:31:06 WARN Wizards and Elves notified using SNMP - elves.hither.yon:public
10/10/2010 04:32:25 DEBUG sql: {select 'fish' from 'trousers' where 'dave' = 'ferret';}. Waiting for next trigger time.
10/10/2010 04:40:00 INFO PONK!
10/10/2010 04:50:00 INFO PONK!
10/10/2010 05:00:00 INFO PONK!
10/10/2010 05:10:00 INFO PONK!
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