Ponkie

Porn Junkie, i.e. addicted to porn. Normally used as a slightly offensive joke.

You've been at that computer for 3 hours straigh, you ponkie!

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Ponky rules

Slogan where everyone in the neighborhood looks after one another/ has another's back. Ponky is an abbreviation for Ponkapoag, a suburban neighborhood in Canton, MA outside of Boston, MA. Lots of parties, fun, #ponkahooplah

Police: Why won't you reveal who did it?
Me: Because Ponky rules.

pinky ponky

adj. Extremely small and/or cute, especially in reference to Japanese cars, homes, dogs, etc.

interj. When used with "teeny tiny", expresses amazement at the tiny size and/or cuteness of the object in question

Derived from Japanese stationery with typically obnoxiously cute chibi characters on it containing the Engrish phrase "teeny tiny pinky ponky"

Used mostly by Japanophiles, Japanoposeurs, and fat kids who love anime

That enormous fucking Hummer needs to be deported, but look at the pinky ponky car next to it!

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ponky pwosmie

a cooler, more swaggy, more stanky variation of a pinky promise

Him: Hey dude, I have a secret but you gotta ponky pwosmie you won't spill
Me: yeah dude fo sho I ponky pwosmie

Ponkie klappen

Smoking a cigarette

I'm going to klap a ponkie, we are going a ponkie klappen

Kicky Ponky

A Kicky Ponky is a Boyette Advocate who clowns downs (syndroms)

“Hey (Kicky Name) Are you gonna Chicky Ronk Today?”
“Yeah Kicky Ponky, Hawaiian Rolls and Ranchy!”

Ponky promise

A mega promise between dem and haz after demi misspelled pinky multiple occasions.

"Are you ok harry?"
"Yes demi I'm ok.."
"Ponky promise me?"
"ponky promise."