Pookie

A fart the crawls from your butthole up the front of your crotch.

I rolled a pookie i the car earlier and now my balls stink

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Pookie

Pookie is the name that Garfield the fat cat gave to his loyal companion teddy bear.

Garfield goes to bed with Pookie at his side every time he sleeps.

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Pookie

The words "pie", "cake" and "cookie" condensed into one word.
Used when unsure whether the pastry is pie, cake, or cookie, or if it is something of a hybrid

"will you come over for pookie tonight?"

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Pookie

Pookie : Adjective commonly used in french-canadian language (More precisely, Quebec) to describe an uncouth or scroungy looking person, usually a drunkard or a drug addict.

Hey man, look at that pookie. He smells like beer and it's not even noon!

French version: Heille man, check le pookie. Y sent la bière en tabarnak pis y'est meme pas midi!

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Pookie

a hardcore badass bitch that'll remove anything in her path.

Damn!! Pookie, don't kill her!! Stupid bitch shouldn't have messed with Pookie!!

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Pookie

As this is based on real experience, a pookie begins as a stolen word taken by my friend and is the best filler word for "daddy", since you may lose a couple of friends if you call an associate of yours daddy. If you have the alpha urge to use the word daddy, just use pookie instead. In reality, pookie is just a fun word to use, and is practically a filler word for anything.

Pookie can also be referred to as "pook pook."

I wanted to tell someone I knew happy birthday. I replied to their snapchat story, saying "HAPPY BIRTHDAY POOKIE!"

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Pookie

(noun) Speed, methamphetamine, and/or paraphenalia used to smoke meth.

Don't drop the pookie, fool.

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