The offensive capabilities of Medic from TF2.
You only need to worry about your medium, since the medic has the offensive capabilities of a Pool Noodle.
4π 18π
A teenage guy who thinks he is the absolute shit, but in reality just a weak, flimsy, bony, and cocky individual. They only listen to mainstream rap artists and use daddy's money to flaunt their wealth. They have no muscular strength whatsoever, but still manage to get the hottest girls. Pool Noodles are typically out wearing short shorts with boat shoes and preppy shirts.
I can crush that pool noodle like a toothpick!
2π 10π
When one takes a styrofoam pool noodle and simulates a male ejaculation by forcing water through the hole.
Check out Danny in the deep end performing a textbook pool noodle ejaculation.
11π 3π
A girl usually 5 feet or under that has an obsession with gaming and tacos; and continuously uses "Bye" or "Holmes" in sentences.
Kendra at the Help desk is such a Pool Noodle because all she ever does is play ZELDA and eat cheap tacos.
3π 20π
a delicacy at chars house involving standing on one foot and pretending to be Hawaiian
If my bean doesnβt become a buddy, i'll eat a toaster bunny pool noodle
3π 10π
Someone who is sloppy drunk
Canβt stand up straight
Someone who Wobbles
Look at this muppet, just pool noodled
This guy canβt swim, heβs noodled
Man: did you see that pool noodle
Other man: fuck off it bit me
Man: pool noodles are harmless relax
Other man: βdeadβ
Man: mate?