poondoggle

while going down on a woman who is on her period and you get her tampon in your mouth

I was orally 'satisfying' my lady during that time of the month and I got poondoggled when her tampon fell into my mouth

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Poondoggle

(noun) When you wake up next to someone you wouldn’t expect after a night of partying.

I drank way too much last night and wound up next to a poondoggle. I’m never drinking again.

Poondoggle

Work or activity that is wasteful or pointless but is done by female request or for their approval.

I can't believe I spent all day reorganizing the cabinets with the wife. What a poondoggle.

poondoggle

noun
/ˈpo͞onˌdäɡəl/

1. A social gathering involving unrestrained indulgence, especially sexual activity and drinking.
2. A literal clusterfuck.

Well hell, all we need now is a Catholic priest, and then we can have ourselves a genuine hillbilly poondoggle!

Poondoggle

Two men and two women have intercourse simultaneously in the 'doggy style' position. The woman face one another so that they can engage in kissing, fondling, etc. By putting men back-to-back, an chain can be creating reminiscent of the handicraft 'boondoggle'.

(v) "Charlotte, Angela, Ray and I poondoggled last night."
(n) "Hey Charlotte! Hey Angela! You are cordially invited to a poondoggle on Saturday night hosted by Ray and me."