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The act of fisting a girl and basically knocking on her ovaries....LOL :)
You better shut the fuck up or I'll give ya a Poonjab!
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The act of spearing the head of a man's penis into a woman's clit in short, fast movements.
I can't believe my wife fucked up the laundry again. When I get home I'm going to give her a poonjab she wil never forget.
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A sexual act that takes place when a male dresses up in a suit of armor of some sort (preferably chainmail), and while the female is wearing a dragon suit (which has a special sex hole cut in it), the male puts his gigantic jousting lance in the female's fun hole in a sort of slaying motion.
I had such a crazy night after that 6 hour Dungeons & Dragons match, I totally gave Sally the most forceful poonjab this side of the 4th realm.
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Poon Refers to a Womans Vagina ....i.e. (poontang)...Jab is just the same ol Jab you've always known, it basically speaks for itself...Put 'em together You have a brutal word for a vaginal punch...A versatile word that takes on any part of speech.
i.e. (Noun): Denny is a damn Poonjab.
(Verb): I totally got poonjabed.
(Adjective): Denny is very poonjabbish.
I hate Rachelle she's a poonjab!
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A person who sniffs bicycle seats for a living.
In order to spot a poonjaber in the wild you must look for the signs and routines that they so often taken up. First, they will look around in order to make sure nobody is watching. They then will grasp hold of the nearest bicycle and lean in close to its bewildering narrow seat. The poonjaber will next proceed to take a deep whiff of the scent of the bike seat. Some poonjabers have even been reported to take notes after this peculiar process.
The true reasoning behind why poonjabers do what they do is unknown; perhaps for pleasure, perhaps for attention or perhaps for research for their underground secret society run by government in order to find the best bicycle to ride into space with and conquer the universe.
Person A: Hey look at the poonjaber over there.
Person B: What's he doing?
Person A: Can't you see? He's sniffing that kids bicycle seat.
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adj. Used for people that are annoying. pl. poonjabs
1. That guy is a poonjab.
2. Shut up you poonjab.
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