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A word used to describe a person that is skilled at picking things up with their foot.
"Yo can you grab that pencil I dropped for me"
"I dont want to"
"My hands are full and besides, you are such a poot"
An onomatopeic expression that is the only way to describe the noise made when a small rodent spontaneously combusts.
Poot! -mouse bursts into ball of flames-
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An episode of flatulance that occurs only during defication. The difference between farts and poots are usually the duration and the sound it produces. Farts usually last longer than two seconds. Poots general last only a second, and do not resonate in rapid-fire fashion like farts. Poots are generally the wind that one usually produces when they are straining to push out feces from the rectum.
After a series of poots. Charles was able to push the turd out of his anus.
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When you spill the milk and theres a little bit of brown in it and time freezes
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Poot is your local basement dweller. She was trapped until the age of 17 and now lives in a sewer occasionally making her way to the red carpet every once in a while. (Actually a picture gone wrong of Demi Lovato)
Oh god you look exactly like poot the basement dweller!
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A word originated from Chaminade College School that basically means a girl is a slut/whore
1)Dave: Yo bro check out that poot
2)John: HEY YOU FUCKIN POOT!!!
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Noun - a member of the militant insurgency that engaged in insurrection at the Malheur national wildlife refuge and dug latrines on ancient native American burial grounds after they succeeded in clogging all the toilets. They referred to themselves as "Patriots" prompting the sardonic sobriquet portmanteau neologism "pootriot" which was shortened to simply "poot" for the sake of brevity and the tyranny of 140 characters on Twitter. The term has been expanded to include any supporters of these insurgents.
Verb - to engage in any activities related to anarchic defiance of the constitutional authority of law enforcement or local, state and federal court ruling and judgements.
Noun - "Bobby became a poot when he wasn't allowed do whatever he wanted, whenever he wanted, wherever he wanted."
Verb - "Bobby purchased an AR-15 to poot with."
Adjective - "dude, that was so poot when you pointed you gun at that cop!"
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