Poote

verb; 1. The act of accidentally biting or scathing one's genitalia with the teeth during oral stimulation; 2. To rub without proper lubrication or apply pressure enough to cause dissatisfaction to the genitalia during sexual intercourse;

"If you poote my penis again you are going to recieve a black eye"

"Please do not poote my clitoris, it hurts"

noun form: pooter - "She gave me a pooter last night and now my penis is sore"

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Poot

a particularly airy fart; a type of fart that a girl would make.

My butt went poot!

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pooted

A poop-toot. Usually occurs when someone is feeling gassy and bloated and tries to push a little fart out to relieve some pressure. The end result is a runny, light brown mess soaking up your underpants.

Bob: I gotta go home quick.
Jen: Why's that?
Bob: I just pooted...

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pooted

when your hittin it from the back and she shits herself

damn girl you pooted

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pooted

To shit in your pants when you only meant to fart.

Damn!! I need to go home and change my drawers!!
Why?
I just pooted!
Yeah, I can smell it from back here motherfucker!!

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Poot

A fart that a girl would make, usually has a cute sound.

Girl: *poot*

Boy: Did you just poot?

Girl: ya

Boy: Unbelievable! that was pretty cute tho..

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Poot

noun (colloquial)

1. a fart or shart when in polite company.

2. (vulgar) a tramp, whore or otherwise undesirable person. {Anglicised form of Spanish 'puta' or 'puto', meaning whore}

3. (familiar) a trusted friend or confidante {from French 'putain', meaning whore}

verb (colloquial)

1. the act of farting or sharting when in polite company {v. form of noun 1 above}

2. (vulgar) the act of exchange sex for money. {v. form of noun 2 above}

3. miscellaneous behaviours, actions and wanderings, to travel without direction {contracted form of pootle}

noun:

1. 'Oh, Lady Hamilton-Gordon, do I detect a hint of the latest Eau-de-Vivre from Chanel about you?'

'Alas, no, Madam Watson-Wentworth, I fear you are smelling my latest poot.'

2. 'I went to M&S to buy a cauliflower, but there were a bunch of old poots standing in front of the vegetable sections for seventy-three minutes, and eventually I caved in and bought a doughnut instead.

3. 'Albert, I bought you a parsnip.'

'Why, Camille, it's just what I wanted. You really are a poot, you know.'

verb:

1. 'Good God, Lord Attlee, what was that noise?'

'Dear me, Viscount Primrose, I do believe I've pooted.'

2. 'While I was in town, I bumped into Roxanne, who was pooting around near the chav estate.'

'Ugh, she's always putting on that red light, that woman.'

3. 'While I was in town, I bumped into Sally, who was just pooting around.'

'Poor girl, she's been lost since that bloke from Oasis left her waiting.'

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