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A gift for your significant other that consists of pop rocks on your cock.
Hey shorty I know it’s your birthday so I went out of my way to give you this Poprocks cock pop. Get sucking baby we don’t have all day.
Stick your dick in a jar of creamy peanut butter then in a bag of miniature chocolate morsels. Carefully place your cock pop near your partners face and let the fellatio begin...
"Hey guy's...I came up with a new one for Urban Dictionary..."
"Yeah? Whats that?"
"I call it the Reese's Cock Pop"
"Its not in Urban Dictionary already?"
"Nope".
"Geez...Your kids have only been out of the house for 1 day......"
"Yup..."
"OK...what is it...?"
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