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A delicious treat that comes in many flavors, the best flavor being Smores.
Warning: Do not attempt to heat a pop tart in the microwave for three seconds. If you do, the pop tart will still be cold, a most infuriating discovery.
What is this?
This pop tart is still cold!
AFTER THREE SECONDS!
What IS this?
What IS THIS?
WHAT!? WHAT!?
BULLSHIT! THIS IS CRAP!
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a lip synching teeny bopper bimbo on Mtv who acts trampy (pick one)
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(Alternatively called "Teenie boppers" or "Prostitots")
A stereotype of 15 to 17 year old teen high school girls who, like their pastry counter-part, are frosted, flaky, and covered with sprinkles, and generally naive.
They Exhibit traits such as:
not having any sense of reality, not understanding the value of money, are easily distracted by shinny objects, are incapable of understanding government/politics, often talk without pauses when explaining their day or excited about something, they tend to scream and jump about whenever a celeb/singer is within 200 feet of them. A severe lack of rational/logical thinking capability and a similar inability to operate a motor vehicle within safe means.....
"I hate going to the mall on Friday's, just hundreds of pop-tarts wandering around blabbing about Hanna Montana"
"She's a pop-tart alright"
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"pop" short for "popular" and "tart" meaning "whore". usually popular slutty girls.
"damn look at those pop tarts over there" -random person #1
"i know don't waste your time, they're all way too easy."
-random person #2
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1. A female who will have sex with anyone to become more popular in their social network.
Origin of term:
Pop: Popular
Tart: a synonym for the word, "slut" or "whore"
Bob: dude, katie fucked the entire basketball team just to be mentioned at school.
Tom: sounds like the pop-tart i know.
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coined by page six of the new york post, sugar sweet pop singer (male or female) that has zero pesonality, zero talent, more money than god, and a penchant for getting ripped at trendy urban high dollar night clubs.
"pop tart britney spears was seen puking in a stall at the midtown church for club goers
Avalon.
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Sugar filled crack puppies, long suspected to be laced with some sort of hardcore addictive drug. Pop tarts are love. You eat them and are transported to a magical kingdom.
WHoooooAAAahhhhh, these Pop Tarts are smashin', my bro.
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