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Steering the porcelain bus

Drunk and spewing while holding the rim of the toilet to stop falling in.

Hary's pissed, he's off steering the porcelain bus.

by Richard Kopf November 7, 2007

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riding the porcelain bus

taking a fatty crap; the porcelain bus is another word for toilet, while riding it involves sitting on it &, well, pooping.

he's busy riding the porcelain bus... he won't be back for a while.

by becca vajayjay October 14, 2006

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