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The act of taking unwanted, outdated, or stolen merchandise to the highest floor of a house or apartment and throwing said merchandise over the balcony or out the window. This usually takes place after copious amounts of drinking or from excessive boredom. Typical items to be porched are old bicycles, Betamax VCRs, fried computer monitors, etc. On a rare occasion a stolen Honda scooter might be porched. It is preferred that a crowd be gathered at the base of the dwelling to spread the enjoyment amongst as many as possible.
Mikey drank a whole bottle of Cuervo the other night and decided porching his roommate's futon would be a good idea. It got pretty ugly after that.
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If a person has acted in a appalling/unforgivable manner, the offended party will leave all their belongs on the porch of the house they are currently residing in and locked out...forever.
Also could be used as an idle threat, but should not be taken lightly.
I cant believe she acted that way, right shes getting porched!
I cant believe I got porched!
Dont make me angry, you may get porched!!!
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the act of sitting on a porch and talking, possibly devising the master plan. when all else fails, go porching and soon everyone will be content.
"bro whats going on tonight?"
"no idea, but we're porching now."
"straight. i'll be right there."
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To chill outside and have a heart to heart with a homie
Josh: "Hey wanna come over and porch?"
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Chillin on a porch for an extended amount of time. Preferably smoking, drinking brews, and watching the cops roll on by.
Cunter: What happened to all the tree you had?
Jason: After the party died we went porching til the sun came up.
Cunter: Aw shit, son, you know how to kill sack.
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to chill, have a few drinks on ones porch
'tim gnarly loves to porch it'
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To be pretty pissed off. Not 100% pissed off, probably about 70%
I cannot believe that idiot left the oven on all day AGAIN. Porched.
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