Porous Pecker

Famous German tennis player, former Wimbledon champion.

On the German game show ‘You Bet….?’ tennis star Porous Pecker has announced his engagement to ex-girlfriend Lilly Kerssenberg.

The two split up last year, and Pecker was quick to propose to his girlfriend of a few months, Sandy Meyer-Woelden. But he says now that that is a mistake behind him.

“Last summer I went a bit off track but she took me back. Now I don’t want to let her go,” Pecker told a shocked crowd, as he and his now-fiance, who was also on the program, smiled happily on stage.

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Porous dump

A fecal pallet after the maggots have matured into flies and flown away.

That thar feller wid da air cullered yeller dropped his chew into that porous dump shitter at the state park.

porous hair.

1.weak hair.
2. damaged hair.
3.dry hair.
4.burnt up hair.
5.black people hair.

"ugh.
look at at that porous hair."
"i know!
its all crusty and burnt up!"

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Porous Walrus

A fat chick with a leaky vagina.

Shit, look at the stain on the back of her dress; porous walrus!

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