Port

In rowing terms, port can refer to a rower whose oar is on the left side of the boat. Ports are generally less attractive and powerful than their counterparts, starboards, and do not contribute nearly as much to the speed of the boat as starboards do. This is most likely because starboards are genetically superior due to the fact that when a champion mates with another champ (ahhhh), a starboard is born.
Studies have shown that port rowers are 30% more likely than starboards to fail in areas outside of rowing and are also 13% less likely to find true happiness or fulfillment in life.

Starboard1: "Wow Kate is so hot and amazing at rowing, I can't believe that she's a port."
Starboard2: "Actually, that's because Kate is a starboard!"
Starboard1: "I should've known."
Port: "WoOOoOoOooo I can make bubbles in the water!"
Starboards: "Shut up port."

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port

To move something to another version.

I ported the mod from Invision Power Board to vBulletin.

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Port

Short for Newport, a menthol cigarette that is popular because it is known to boost your high when you smoke weed.

Stoner 1:"Hey, can I bum a cigarette?"
Stoner 2:"Yeah. Want a Port?"
Stoner 1:"Hell yeah!"

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porte

Pronounced “Port ay” A wholeeee bitch. Porte the kinda guy that plays PC and sucks at it. He’s the kinda guy that would say “All these games and you still played me.” He wishes he could be an Aguilar

Porte: Dang My K/D is a 0.01
Aguilar: Trashhhh

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Port

The left hand side of any naval vessel, so named because during old times, when docking, it was the side facing the docks themselves, sometomes called larboard.

Open the port jet control. Cut the hydraulics. (Kaylee is firefly - Pilot Episode)

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Port

In the sport of crew (rowing) port is from the perspective of the rower on the right side of the racing shell (or left hand side from the perspective of the coxswain). Port oars are usally marked by a red marking somewhere on them. Port is usally stroke while starboard is bow.

Larry is stroke so he's a port but in the event the boat is starboard rigged his 7 seat Thomas will stroke.

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porting

When the Marines or Navy come back to their homeland and start hooking up with girls/guys and having sexual intercourse later on.

Would you look at that, a bunch a guys in the Navy are porting a bunch a girls. Hopefully, they'll pull out before they're in more trouble.

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