Posturing Pete

A male, usually under 30 years of age, suffering from a a condition that forces him to act in such a manner that his exposed muscles are constantly in a flexed position.

We were at the bar and some Posturing Pete showed up wearing a tank top and he had some skanky chick that smelled like cat food with him. He tried to play tough, but everyone just laughed.

panhandler posture

That special stance a panhandler takes on, whether destitute or not, in order to appear more pathetic.

He stood slumped and nearly lifeless at the stoplight with a sad sign in his two grubby hands, but later I saw him walking downtown with some friends, with no hint of the panhandler posture I’d seen earlier.

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Moral posturing

People claiming to care about things that didn't happen to them.

Iam "It's not that I don't feel bad about the situation but... How do I put this delicately?"

Hym "It's the moral posturing. It's people who weren't involved proclaiming to the heaven how bad they feel about the situation. Using it to push their various agendas."

Iam "And if you know anything about me you should be able to see why we're averse to 'people who aren't involved in a situation pretending to care so they can force their beliefs down somebody's throat.' "

Hym "It's an affront to the people who actually care. And I've said this before. I'm repeating myself at this point. That was somebody's job. Not my job."

Posture check

Something you say to your buddies while gaming to make sure they aren't slouching

Chad: Posture check!
Shrimp: Thank you!
Prawn: Thanks Chad!! <3

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Gritter Posture

when your swag is beautiful .

i got on my gritter posture today.

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woke posturing

sharing information about racism and injustice with the unconscious intent to impress and share virtues, rather than engage in justice work, introspection, and humility

Karen was woke posturing yesterday sharing all those random facts about racism

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Tongue posture

One of the most important things to master in life. Your jaw line, forward maxilla, and breathing air ways depend on it.

You must mew in order to increase tongue posture and promote foward development of your jaw.

Many people consider tongue posture a laughing matter, IT IS NOT. They are ignorant non mewers.

Dan, your jawline is recessed, you should really fix your tongue posture.

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