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Tea-Pot

Someone who is or who will be teabagged over Xbox Live. Can be used as an insult to offend someone you're planning to own in a match.

Alex joined the Halo 3 Lone Wolves match "Yo Tea-Pots prepare for some serious Tea Baggage"

by A1EX COUL July 6, 2009

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tea-potting

The act of sitting on top of random objects in a tea pot postion. Similar to planking or owling.

This is very similar to planking or owling but the person sits on top of random objects with a hand on their hip for the handle and the other arm up so it looks like a spout so when somone takes a picture it should look like the person is in the shape of a tea-pot and that is how someone would go tea-potting.

by gr8s1s August 17, 2011

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Tea Pot

An adolescent or fraternity type prank where one yanks the arm of a man while he is urinating, thus causing him to let go of his penis and urinate in or on his pants. The arm holding the penis represents the tea pot handle. The penis represents the tea pot spout.

Chris gave Pete a Tea Pot after they had been drinking light beer all day. Pete's waistband snapped back and his dick went all the way back in his pants and he pissed in his pants for at least 2 seconds.

by stevofranco September 16, 2011

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tea pot

1- a pot used for brewing tea in.

2- a sexual 'toy' used in the process of 'tea potting'

darling! go fetch the tea pot, im up for a dirty one tonight.

by evil bob August 30, 2006

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Squeaky Tea Pot

When a lonesome heterosexual male stands in a shower and begins to masturbate. Masturbation continues until climax. Immediately after ejaculation, the male proceeds to vigorously rub the tip of the penis until a stream of urine begins to release.

Person 1: Hey bro, have you tried the squeaky tea pot?

Person 2: Yea dude, that shit was fire.

by Mel Daddy April 10, 2021


Tea Pot Princess

The Tea pot Princess
When a person is spoiled, stuck up, or just plain stupid

Damn Teapot princess! YOU all are bullshitters all of YOu

by Kavi February 14, 2005

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tea pot dome

when your getting "dome" you smash a tea pot over the head of the dealer of dome

Titz-WTF WAS THAT NOISE LAST NIGHT?

Drib-o, that was a serious case of tea pot dome, she'll be picking glass out of her hair for days

by Titz November 7, 2007

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