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n. The response given to any request for information concerning the location of a place, object or event regardless of the true geographic position.
John: Where can I find the closest bookstore?
Jane: On Powell.
Mike: I don't remember where I left my phone. Have you seen it?
Mark: Ya, I remember seeing it near Powell. You should go look there.
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In reference to someone who is snotty and ill-mannered, with poor dress ethic and a slight speech impediment.
"Dude, do you see what she's wearing?"
"Yeah, she looks so Powell."
"He spit on the waiter instead of tipping him."
"God, he's so Powell."
"I'm not sure if that was english..."
"He's got a lisp, man."
"...Powell..."
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sex postion; up against the wall; guy holding girl up with her legs around him; bangggin hard core ;)
" i feel like powelling that chic"
"damnnn shes hott are you powelling with her?"
"powelling turns me on!"
"damnn i tryed powelling, it was soooo goood!"
To fuck up in a way that results in a media frenzy. Whether it be figuratively or literally. Derived from Gary Powell, the Apple employee who lost the next-generation iPhone prototype.
Gary powelled when he got drunk at a bar and lost the new iPhone prototype.
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Somewhat like prowling, however solely for the purpose of brown-nosing and climbing the corporate ladder.
Powellers have been known to fully ignore their peers of same rank, take fake phone calls to excuse themself in order to "Powell", and sabotage business meetings for competing employees.
Term may also be used as "On the Powell"
Where has HE been all day we were supposed to be making a presentation?
- I saw him downstairs powelling with three different managers planning a secret dinner
Any overly analytical statement on the subject of love made by the poor fool caught in romance, who in attempting to defend his manhood and independence against the chains of social norms and tradition through frequent rhetorical musings (Facebook anyone?), still fails to obscure the sentiment leaking from his big mushy heart, as his knightly actions (couples pic for profile image?) betray the yearnings of a hopeless, besotted, romantic soul.
Can you believe Jeff bought his girlfriend a 3 carat ring after last week's Powellism? He was pretty insistent that marriage in secular society was the last vestige of mankind's domination over women. Interesting his latest tweets don't mention he's getting hitched.
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n) Power Towel
v) to dry yourself aggressively with a towel
I need a towel quick. Someone sauce me a powel.
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