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The act of of squeezing your turdcutter with so much force the poop flies out and makes a splashdown in the toilet/urnal.
"Dude, did you see him do that power shit?"
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when you conduct business calls and close deals while taking a shit, typically in a public bathroom, so that others can revel in your superior business prowess.
"How was your day, dear?"
"Best day of my life, hun. I wrapped up that multi-billion dollar Johnson deal in one power shit!"
when you really gotta take a crap but you hold it in extra long and when you get to the bathroom your crap is been ready and waiting. normally power shits are quicker than normal dumps.
holy crap iv been holding this crap in sooo long its definitely going to be an epic power shit
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A shit that has a fart stuck in behind it.
When you go to the toilet with a rocket-powered shit, the result depends on the type if shit- if runny, it will erupt and spray everywhere, covering the toilet bowl in modern art. If dry, all the shit will force itself from your anus in one log, leaving no mess behind, and creating a huge splash as it cannons into the water. A rocket-powered shit will need no wiping after, as the fart cleans it all up for you.
Bob: dude I need to go take a shit
John: cool man tell me how it goes
(Explosion and subsequent screams emanate from the vicinity of the bathroom)
Bob returns.
John: oh god, what have you done?
Bob: fuck. That shit was no ordinary shit.
John: oh my god
Bob: it was a ROCKET-POWERED SHIT
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batteries, or the energy contained in a battery. (countable)
I brought my controller but I hope it has enough power shits.
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A portable outhouse that sits in the hot sun boiling crap.
I'm gonna go home and take a crap. That solar powered shit cooker stinks.
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A simple procedure to maximize shit velocity and efficiency.
Steps:
1. Clench (Anus)
2. Tense (Abdominal Muscles)
3. Push (Whilst Tensing and Clenching)
4. Release Force (Continually pushing though the entire process)
Oliver Weeding took the nastiest power shit the other day