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a pseudo religious cult formed in 1957 in ballymena ireland by ian paisley who consider themselves british and believe in wiping out all catholics on earth and consider the papacy to be the devil incarnate. want the north of ireland to stay under british occupancy. although always denied by them but well documented they have strong links with loyalist terrorists. all memebers of the cult are members of the orange order as well.
free presbyterians are scum
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the preservers of the faith of god that is all things preserved... ie born again ... mirical healing ... the list of all things preserved... they preserve also all humans rights to existance
the scots were the first of the presbyterian church and in doing so saved many an old warrior from the grim fate of death by giving them to there daughters to save and birth again by means of divine dynasterial rights
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A sponge bath. Cleaning oneself using a basin
of water and a sponge or wash cloth. A wash
concentrating on cleaning the genitals and underarms.
His tiny apartment didn't have a bath tub, so he was forced to take a Presbyterian shower to get clean.
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massive liberal bureacracy, second in stuffiness only to the conservative wing of the roman catholic church.
i spoke in tongues in a presbyterian church once, and they kicked me out.
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This is a small private school in Nashville, Tennessee. They have their own language that would remind you of a yound child's garble. They call it CPA Sarcasm.
Christ Presbyterian Academy Sarcasm:
"Oh, I twill/twon't."
"Mun"
"WAH"
"Speak."
"Gewd."
"Trams."
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These are girls that are up them selves and there nicknames are prostitutes last chance and there are many more! some maybe pretty but most of them are sluts and bitch about everyone even there closest friends. There just a waste of your time and are stuck up snobs and their daddy's just pay for everything and flash their money in everyones faces.
The best schools to go to are St Mary's, St Hildas and every other girls school :)
Presbyterian Ladies College = basically a prostitutes last chance
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Lake Grove Presbyterian Church (LGPC), is one of the most known churches in Lake Oswego, Oregon, also known as Lake no-negro, Lake big-ego, and lots more. It includes a predominantly cis-het-white congregation, that if you do not agree with their views, you will be banished to the Methodist church down the road.
Player 1: What church do you go to?
Player 2: Lake Grove Presbyterian Church
Player 1: Oh, so you are a rich white asshole that drives a Tesla and you’re dads a lawyer?
Player 2: I feel attacked. Let me post this on my private story