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John Prescott (ex deputy prime minister) has confessed to suffering from bulimia, the eating disorder usually associated with anxious young women.
“I could sup a whole tin of Carnation condensed milk, just for the taste, stupid things like that. Marks & Spencer trifles, I still love them, one of my favourites. I can eat them for ever. Whenever I go to Mr Chu’s in Hull, my favourite Chinese restaurant in the whole world . . . I could eat my way through the entire menu.”
Just going to the toilet to do a Prescott.
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a badass girl who never dies even when stabbed or shot a million times.
i love how much of a sidney prescott you are
A qauint little town about 8 miles from Prescott,AZ. There isn't much to do here for teenagers except get high and do other nefarious things like claim "gangs" and fight. Riddled with a rather heartbreaking epidemic, alot of the teens in the area have experienced losing a friend or seeing people hospitalized.
The hoes are plentiful and passed around rapidly. Relationships do not last and those that do are scrutinized by dawgs and hoes. The parties get busted cause they're held in Copper, Dewey and or Chino valley.
The police are corrupt and the town knows it well, it compels youngins to do bad things they know they can get away with cause nothing will happen. You could ask anyone about a police story it would be about being body slammed for no reason, tazed or unlawfully detained.
There is an abundance of nicknames for the "lovely" little town such as "Thottown", "Probation Valley" ,"white trash" and the favorite of all "New California". The reasonings for these names are all very clear once you witness the town in action, "New California" is probably the most accurate name out of them all as older people from California continue to move here and become white trash but also continue to bitch about how Prescott Valley is compared to California.
On the otherside of things the thots who don't have an STD or STI that live here try to brighten things up by always posting basic white bitch things like "omg Pv skies are so pretty 😍😍"
Man there's a bad bitch from Prescott valley.
Don't touch that shit she a hoe and probably got a STD
Is the Deputy Prime Minister of the UK.
He has failied in everything he has tried to do.
He has several infamous nick-names...
"Two Jags" because he was known to own 2 whole Jaguars!
"Two Jabs" because he punched some wise guy who chucked and egg at him.
And most recently "Two Shags" because he had an affair with one of his secretarys in his own office over his very own desk!
JP really hasn't done any favours for British politics, still Tony Bliar won't sack him, although he has basically removed all the power he had.
"I think John Prescott is a fucking wanker!"
"I think John Prescott is the best fucking thing since sliced bread!"
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He's the man at everything he does. He'll also clap you in Fortnite and real life.
President Asshat's grandpappy. Made a fortune making deals with the Nazis to benifit from slave labor and the death camps.
Now you know where the Bush family's riches come from. Have fun in hell, Prescott, getting buttraped by Satan along with Saddam and your old buddy the Fuhrer.
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A fat shit who screws people other than his bimbo secretary. After the Labour party reshuffle they axed 2 guys and instead of putting this fat shit on a diet and cutting him out, they kept him in.. REMOVING HIS POWERS but still letting him keep his houses, the cars and him keeping his 6 figure salary!
So basically the twat sits on his arse eating pies and wanking off in his 'office' earning more than the highest paid man in Britain.
When he isn't jerking off he's in the House of Commons having the piss ripped out of him anyway. Why the fuck doesn't he just quit?
JP - I'll be eating your pie before too long.. 'Lo Bob.
Rodney Carrington - I got a 12 inch dick and a dozen rozes..
John Prescott - I got a 2 inch dick and a dozen pies..
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